Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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