left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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