i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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