i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I need to stop coming to work sober
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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