And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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