omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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