Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
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