Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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