You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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