Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Randomize
