Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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