I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
It was a blind-side dick pic.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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