he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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