i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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