I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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