your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
No subtext here. People are naked.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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