why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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