He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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