hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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