why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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