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(816): View more from Missouri

I really want to fuck my wifes sister.

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(510): View more from California

watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up

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(519): View more from Ontario

I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke

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(203): View more from Connecticut

trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me

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(910): View more from North Carolina

my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home

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(217): View more from Illinois

chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.

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(352): View more from Florida

Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants

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(514): View more from Quebec

What are you, a fucking toaster ?

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