I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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