So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
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