Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Randomize
