Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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