Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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