Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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