she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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