thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Pooping to opera.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
