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(818): View more from California

i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on

(818): View more from California

and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top

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(847): View more from Illinois

I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.

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(541): View more from Oregon

at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww

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(516): View more from New York

my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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(845): View more from New York

She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

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(586): View more from Michigan

He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.

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(909): View more from California

I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.

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