How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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