btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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