no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I am naked and annoyed.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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