Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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