I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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