S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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