He is an equal opportunity slut.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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