Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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