Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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