I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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