this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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