Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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