I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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