Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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