did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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