just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
It's 6 am and I've spent the last few hours searching for a cork screw or suitable substitute. You had none. Incidentally, I finally opened this bottle of wine, but owe you a new meat sticky thing with those two prongs. Sobriety is not good for me. Or your utensils.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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