She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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