im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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