Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Watching her eat just hurts me
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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