ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
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