As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Enjoy the penises
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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