i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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