Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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