I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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