I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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