My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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