The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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