i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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