i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
