I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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