Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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